FAQs Answered

To those of you who have eagerly emailed and reserved your space in the competition -- thank you!! Your enthusiasm is contagious. Below is a list of Frequently Asked Questions... and our cryptic answers to those questions.

CLOACA MAXIMA: FAQ
So, like, what is this again? I don't get it.
Great! That's kind of the idea. I mean, hopefully you read the Memorandum post. If not, scroll down and read it below. And we have no intention of telling you anything beyond that. At least for right now.

Okay, I read it - I still don't get it. Should I do it?
Yes! Jump into the unknown! We promise... there will be nothing dangerous or life-threatening about this competition (Joanna has already rejected my real-life Hungry Hungry Hippos tableau challenge idea), and at the very least, you're going to have the Maxima amount of fun possible on a Sunday morning/afternoon/time TBA.

And you guys are organizing this or something?
That's right. Joanna and I are not participating -- we're merely the creators/organizers/hosts of this brand-spanking new event (not affiliated with any other LA race-like event) that was born from our twisted minds and our love of The Amazing Race, Minute to Win It, Supermarket Sweep (Brian's favorite) and the best of reality/game show television. We're here to answer any questions you may have, and we'll be there on the day-of, giving out the challenges as you struggle to complete them.

What should I do right now?
Glad you asked! (1) Clear August 5th in your calendar, (2) form a team of 3-4 persons ASAP, and (3) email/call/text/comment ont this here blog to let us know that you're participating!! That last part is super important. Once we've guaranteed at least 10 teams for the event, we'll begin accepting payments from all competitors.

Oh, right, the payment thing. What's that?
It's $10 per competitor, not per team (and $12 after July 15th). On July 1st, we'll be sending out PayPal invoices to all confirmed players unless you prefer to pay by cash or check. And remember -- once all expenses are covered, any remaining funds will go straight to Save Our Boy, our favorite and a most deserving charity.

Can my kids compete with us?
I don't know -- CAN THEY? Are they savage, trophy-hungry rascals who will do anything to succeed? Absolutely!! Or are they more laid back, TV-hungry couch crashers who will do anything for a Klondike Bar? That's fine too! Children ages 10 and up are more than welcome to join in the fun. If you have a specific question about this, email us at cloacamaxima2012@gmail.com.

Anything I can do... ASIDE from forming a team and confirming my attendance?
YES! Since this is our first year putting Cloaca Maxima together, we would very much appreciate it if you could get your adventure-seeking friends and families involved. Spread the word on all your social media portals. The more the merrier. Don't be afraid of competition!! You can also join our Facebook page and invite others to participate.

Hope to see you there!