Sorry for interrupting your intense training ritual for Cloaca Maxima 2012. Those creatine injections are really making a difference. Well done.
Breaking news: Joanna and I need a few more confirmed teams before we can give a green light on our event. If you're interested in joining in the festivities but haven't made it "official," this is the week to do so! Get a team of 3 to 4 together and email us on or before Thursday, July 5th.
If you've already confirmed, spread the word via email and on Facebook and get others to join in. After all, competition is healthy. (In moderation.)
OH - and some of you have been asking for more details about the challenges you're going to endure on August 5th. Well, we can't do that. But we can give you a detailed percentage breakdown of the various skills you'll need in order to complete and potentially win Cloaca Maxima:
- 25% intellect
- 25% brawn
- 15% trivia (8% U.S. history, 7% UPS history)
- 10% stickball
- 40% monkey business and banking
- 5% intimidation
- 9% rodeo clownsmanship
- 12% Super Mario Kart
- 3% grocery cart mechanics
- 2% rock, paper and/or scissors
- 1% Perfect Strangers theme song
Thanks in advance!
Brian & Joanna
email ---> cloacamaxima2012@gmail.com
blog ---> cloacamaxima2012.blogspot.com
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