Team #3: The Post-Modern Hikers

Team Name: The Post-Modern Hikers

Team Leader: Matt Nelson
Teammates: Brittany, Luke, Joseph

3 Unique Team Skills:
   1. Ability to fake dialects with conviction
   2. We can all pick locks (pick as in choosing ... not actual lock-picking)

   3. Three of the four of us can whistle (and Joseph's working on it)

And the team's 4th unique skill is bedsheet repurposing

Team member most likely to vomit to the maxima: Brittany, naturally

Team member most likely to buy a handgun prior to the competition: 

Matt (already purchased, as a matter of fact)

Current training regimen?

Bacon, bath salts (actual bath salts -- no cannibal nonsense), shot put, staircase-railing-sliding practice, tambourine solos, and a combination of archery, vintage bordeaux, and cucumber slices over our eyes.