Sunday, July 1, 2012

Team #2: Magnus Amor

Team NameMagnus Amor

Team Leader: Dr. Mouse (Mary)
Teammates: Alyx, Jonathan, Laura

3 Unique Team Skills:
   1. Using an excessive amount of R's in all written and spoken language.
   2. We cover all ends of the marriage spectrum, chronically single, blissfully married and desperately divorced.
   3. We have the closest thing to a polygamist relationship possible, minus the sexy time and bonnets and homeownership.

Team member most likely to stop for a snack:
Alyx "I'm grumpy when I'm hungry" Rossetti

"This IS me smiling. Now put down that knish, Rossetti!"

Ideal Cloaca Maxima training coach?
Tag team of Miss Cleo, Barry Switzer (BOOMER!) and 'Big Man' from R. Kelly's epic hip-hopera Trapped in the Closet

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